Why you should Give a person in Fiji a dollar?

Reasons:

1.) $1 get you a newspaper.
2.) $1 gets you an hours worth of parking if you can find a parking meter that's working.
3.) $1 gets you a cup of tea with more water then milk and almost no sugar.
4.) $1 is something you can give away and live with it for no reason.
5.) $1 will get u a a frown from a friends if he asks you have some spare gravel. Coz he is hoping for some $2 coins.

Why you shouldn't give anyone in Fiji a dollar? COZ IT WILL GET U A BEATING.

1.) $1 will not get you a shoe shine anymore.
2.) $1 will not get you one serve of fish and chips at terry walk anymore.
3.) $1 will not get you a decent sandwich anymore.
4.) $1 will not get you into the movies anymore.
5.) $1 will not get you home in the bus anymore. You need $5 dollars to buy a damn card for bus rides.
6.) $1 will not get you any vegetables anymore.
7.) $1 will not get you parking at the Suva market anymore.